Get Lost this Summer with the Motion Sickness Burner Phone

Feeling the need to feed back? An unscratchable itch to align? A quick Gmail graze? After a busy year, clients and agencies alike may be overcome with an inability to sit back, kick off the All Birds, and put up their feet up at [insert Coromandel town of your choice].

To curb this industry induced Stockholm Syndrome, Motion Sickness has deployed an effort to make sure its clients are truly committed to putting the tools down. Introducing the Burner Phone, a relic from a time forgotten by technology, when bricks roamed the earth.

Designed for Xmas dis-connectivity, and boasting none of the features you need, the Burner Phone will help you remember life beyond the confines of the cubicle. Enjoy optimised disconnectivity. This device is mostly useless—on purpose. Now you will have full access to the offline world without the urge to check your inbox. Frustrating functionality will make your response time slower than ever, giving you even more excuses to leave someone on read.

Say goodbye to intrusive notifications and mindless doom-scrolling; this phone has no room for any apps, meaning you’ll have to like your friends’ comments in person.

However, should epiphany occur away from the stay of one’s swivel chair, this fully functional brick is equipped with a failsafe, a preloaded SIM and a 24/7 hotline to Motion Sickness.

Says Sam Stuchbury, ECD, Motion Sickness: “A massive thank you to our clients, and networks of pals, for a great year. We hope you enjoy this Motion Sickness burner phone, but take no responsibility for any illicit activity derived from the device.”

Each Burner Phone also represents a $30 donation to Land Search & Rescue New Zealand, just in case you actually get lost this summer. To try and snag a burner phone for yourself head to the Motion Sickness Instagram account @motionsicknessstudio.